Wedding Ring Night

I love social experiments, and not too hard to find a little inspiration.

The goal of this mission is simple: To test out the theory that being a married man is no obstacle to getting play.

I prefer not to call myself a blogger but, rather, a playwright, since I aim to spin works of art over the 973.  For those who want to follow along from home, read below:

Step I: Assemble the cast.  First, bring me The Greek.

Once the lead role is filled by The Greek then the rest of the cast can be sorted out:

That is The Bunyan in a nutshell: He is 6’6”, outgoing AF with charisma, who also auto-cockblocks himself while making others look great.  In other words, he is a unicorn for dudes.

Step II: Organize the props.

The rest of the cast grabs theirs:

Step III: Set the plot:

Considering how the night ended up I prefer to call my play’s brand of comedy ‘gallows humor’.

Step IV: Take note of the feedback from the audience:

As the week rolled on, this rolled in:

Step V: Evaluate your overall performance:

You know, a man has standards, especially a married man like me.  It might be time to get my other affairs in order now.

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I’m a divorced dude living and dating in New Jersey. This blog is my story told through a first-person view of my text messages to my friends and/about my dates.