My Two Girlfriends

As the beginning of October 2017 rolled around I found myself with two girls who I have been with for over a month by now.  Having two girlfriends is great, but not always easy:

But, mostly great.  So, to recap, we have Litaly:

And we have Guidish:

Having two girlfriends is fun.  Having two girlfriends who want to play with my 40-year-old penis on back to back nights?  Not so fun:

As it turned out, my hip wasn’t the only problem with Litaly that night:

Like, wtf???  I guess if I was in the right frame of mind to want to receive a romantic gesture like that it would have been fine.  Maybe even great.  Instead, the pleasure from receiving those chocolate fruits was slightly less than the pleasure of getting food poisoning from the local Red Lobster.  I understand why sex complicates things, so I just need to have more uncomplicated sex.  Unfortunately:

Since, Guidish can just chill with me, what’s wrong with just keeping her then?  Well, I don’t want to be tied down to just fucking one person.  So, I will keep her, and whoever else wants to come along.  I’m not settling, nor am I settling down.  Unfortunately/fortunately for me, I’m right up their alley:

So, what should I do about all this?  Not a damn thing:

Remember, this is all about David Shepard 3.0, and it’s about time to do me.  As well as do these two and many more. So, let’s look at Mr. 3.0’s view of personal empowerment while we’re at it.



I’m a divorced dude living and dating in New Jersey. This blog is my story told through a first-person view of my text messages to my friends and/about my dates.