The World Is My Clam

For the people who are reading this blog, if you are separated, divorced, or even contemplating, a fear of yours should never be, “How am I ever going to meet someone again?”  Because, have no fear, the world has no shortages of opportunities for you that go well beyond online dating, as long as you are…

Employed:

A Member of a Gym:

Networking:

Put your tax dollars to good use:

Saved in a girl’s phone who you matched with on Tinder awhile back (so random):

Have legs, which help you walk into bars:

Able to create and order business cards online, maybe even for a real business, for the sole purpose of picking up chicks:

A little sexually adventurous:

Able to stay out of jail (somehow):

Able to purchase a smartphone that can send and receive high quality photos:

Create Facebook Fuckbook and Instagram Instabam accounts:

Able to manage it all in just one tiny brain:

I mean, after all, all of this may end up going to your head:

But, let’s not use alternative facts: Online dating is so damn easy it makes taking candy from a baby look like you’re taking candy from Fort Knox:

So, with the world in my palm, can I add anything else to carry in my hands?  Let’s find out.

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I’m a divorced dude living and dating in New Jersey. This blog is my story told through a first-person view of my text messages to my friends and/about my dates.