A Night At the Asbury/Halloween 2017

Halloween, trick or treating, and carved out blumpkins are on the agenda:   Now, parallel to my efforts to pull a piece for Friday night, I also schemed up a way to find a cushy landing for this Halloween Eve’s eve: A hostess from a bar I went to last year in Asbury Park on… Read more

A Race to Friday Night

Big night coming up on Saturday (10/28/2017): Halloween in Asbury Park, NJ.  Now, how to best fill my Friday night before the show: So, I oiled up my Tinder and Bumble profiles until they were ready to go: So, I started my swiping on Monday.  After each match rolled in I’d start a conversation.  And… Read more

Cape Cock, Part 2

So, as we said last time, something is going on with Cape Cod and I.  Cape Cod, she of the 250 miles away and the daily nudy pics, is not my usual pursuit.  Usual pursuit is pronounced ‘bloh-ing lohds’, by the way.  Perhaps I’m craving something different with her, something I dare not attempt to… Read more

Cape Cock, Part 1

Why have a pen pal when you can have a pen fuck buddy?  You do remember Cape Cod, don’t you? Cape Cod and I started texting and we found out we had a lot in common beyond just texting: Sexting. Did I mention her Jersey roots yet?  Well, she even came to visit family in… Read more

My Three Girlfriends, Part 2

So, I thought we could begin this beginning with an ending.  Last time, we spoke about doing just that with Litaly: One day had gone by, then another.   Before I knew it, it had been a week.  I assumed that Litaly knew this wasn’t going to go in the direction she wanted and knew when… Read more

My Three Girlfriends, Part 1

October 12-14, 2017 I was doing business down in Philadelphia, and I was a two-timing man these days.  Two girls in the flesh and one in the abstract.  So, to recap, there’s Litaly, there’s Guidish, and there’s Cape Cod.  However, if you remember, I started to fade Litaly after a recent dating faux pas of… Read more

My Two Girlfriends

As the beginning of October 2017 rolled around I found myself with two girls who I have been with for over a month by now.  Having two girlfriends is great, but not always easy: But, mostly great.  So, to recap, we have Litaly: And we have Guidish: Having two girlfriends is fun.  Having two girlfriends… Read more

Philly for a Philly

I mentioned in last time’s disaster that I was taking a trip to Philly for business.  They say it’s unwise to shit where you eat, but the jury’s still out on eating where I shit.  And I’m ready for that business dinner. In Fall 2017 I’m making some last-minute preparations for Philly, flab-free, with my… Read more