If no one else thinks you’re a star, at least you do. I matched with Hollywood on Bumble, but I started to get that old familiar feeling on this one: It was her: The petite, pretty blonde girl from high school who I graduated with.  What are the odds of this?  Now, 40, she looks… Read more


Corporate was another Bumblefuck…minus the fuck. There’s a certain kind of girl I go for; Corporate is not one of them.  I want educated, but not uptight.  I want someone who has a sense of adventure, who’s ok with circumventing a rule or two instead of following the well-traveled (and worn out) path.  In short,… Read more

Manosaurus Wrecks

My first match that I was excited about was this half Asian/half white girl on Bumble.  She looked really good, in shape, and “exotic”, too.  Yes, I understand that’s racist, and I don’t care. But before we get to where we’re going, all I knew—or know in any online dating vacuum situation—was pics, profile statement,… Read more


BUMBLEFUCK Bumble launch; 8/13/2017 Bumble is a Tinder clone.  It is a “swiping” app, where you are presented with a virtual card deck of your gender-of-interest’s dating profiles.  Before I get into Bumble there needs to be a discussion about Tinder in case anyone here is new, or just wants my take on it. Tinder… Read more